Happy Vernal Equinox!

NATURAL CAR WASH

GRASS IS WHITE?
 

After the craziest winter in the memories of everybody in North America, we finally come to the First Day of Spring.  All of us have been wondering when spring will come.  Well, it's finally here -- at least astronomically, which is better than nothing.  It wasn't warm outside, but at least we weren't turning into Ice Zombies minutes after stepping out the door, and that's an improvement.

In the spirit of the day, I offer this little poem:

Spring is here, or so they say,

So we must not despair.

And we can just ignore the wind

As well as the nippy air

There are no flowers blooming bright

No lovely, perfumed trees.

But happy day!  There is no snow!

Let's keep it that way, please!

Hey!  I'm a humor writer, not a poet!  (Everyone's a critic!)

SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO