1. It is better to turn on one air-conditioner than to curse
the heat, especially when the heat index is up around 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. If everyone but turns on one air-conditioner, the whole world will be cool … until the circuits are overloaded, causing a huge blackout. In that case, everyone is cooked.
3. When that happens, everyone should put on bathing suits, go out into the yard and squirt each other with a garden hose. This is a perfect excuse to revert to childhood, which we all secretly want to do, anyway.
2. If everyone but turns on one air-conditioner, the whole world will be cool … until the circuits are overloaded, causing a huge blackout. In that case, everyone is cooked.
3. When that happens, everyone should put on bathing suits, go out into the yard and squirt each other with a garden hose. This is a perfect excuse to revert to childhood, which we all secretly want to do, anyway.
1 comment:
Yes...I do want to go out and turn on the garden hose. Of course, I'd like to turn on the garden hose on some other people as well, and I don't mean in a nice way! Ha!
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