Thoughts of the Day


1.  It is better to turn on one air-conditioner than to curse the heat, especially when the heat index is up around 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

2.  If everyone but turns on one air-conditioner, the whole world will be cool … until the circuits are overloaded, causing a huge blackout.  In that case, everyone is cooked.

3.  When that happens, everyone should put on bathing suits, go out into the yard and squirt each other with a garden hose.  This is a perfect excuse to revert to childhood, which we all secretly want to do, anyway.


Comments

Unknown said…
Yes...I do want to go out and turn on the garden hose. Of course, I'd like to turn on the garden hose on some other people as well, and I don't mean in a nice way! Ha!

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