Monday, July 18, 2016

Thoughts of the Day

1.  Never order spaghetti and meatballs in a Chinese restaurant.  You don't know how far it had to travel to get there.

This went halfway around the world.

2.  We reproduce ourselves by having sex.  Dirty dishes multiply like rabbits in the sink if they are not taken care of.  Therefore, dirty dishes have sex when nobody is looking.

His mother was a salad plate.

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