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The Ancient Deities Support Society and Dysfunctional Family Primal Therapy Group

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I have also posted this on HumorOutcasts.com.

I have an unfinished novel that I plan to finish eventually.  I don’t know when this will be.  It will be sooner if I don’t get sidetracked with other projects.
In the meantime, I thought I would have some fun with a few of the minor characters.  Here goes.
Welcome, everybody to the first meeting of The Ancient Deities Support Society.  I am SO excited that Mum decided to form this group and to make me the leader.  The life of an ancient deity in the 21st Century is not easy.  My name is Hebe, and I am a goddess.
A minor one.
Who said that?
I did.
I might have known it was you.  I can smell the wine on your breath all the way over here.
You always had the biggest nose on Olympus!
(Laughter)
Dionysus, I told you to leave my daughter alone!
(Whispering and snickers around the room)
Oh, Hera, I cannot do that.  Hebe is such a … how do you call it … spoiled little snob.  All those boring emails she sends to us!  OOF-AH!  And now you make us come to th…